3) The Human Ken Doll


Incredibly weird-looking Brazilian-British Rodrigo Alves, 32, has spent over £300,000 on 42 operations to help him get what he thinks is the perfect face and body – which has earned him the nickname of ‘the Human Ken Doll’; although having looked at his Instagram page (https://www.instagram.com/rodrigoalvesuk/) I feel the comparison is probably a little unfavourable (towards Ken, I mean).

He was recently in the news when his sixth nose job started rotting. Lovely.

Strangely enough, he has met the Human Barbie… and they didn’t get on. Oh well.


Next: And talking of plastic surgery…